Mrs. Breadwinner, renowned for her exquisite croissant collection, insists that the only way to truly resolve the great bread-in-the-break-room conundrum is to establish an Ethics Committee.
As the committee's self-appointed chairperson, she decrees:
Committee Chairs: Never Optional, Always Righteous
When questioned about the ethics of bread placement, Mrs. Breadwinner responds with an air of finality: